All I can say 'bout that last comment is that I'm glad I'm Asian because I only have to deal with stupid shit like that half the time.
To get more detailed 'bout that would just make me get fired up.
Personally, I'd rather focus on the joys of life.

Like dating.

I've gone from seven (7) down to four (4) ladies that I'm dating on a consistent basis now.
One just kinda stalled from an emotional growth point.
The other came to a mutual agreement that it'd just work out better as a friends with benefits status.
The last one...
The last one's a more fun situation.

I met her bar-hopping.
Turns out she's dating multiple guys too.
I would be one of three.
She decided to lower it down to two a few weeks back.

I didn't make the cut.
And here I was thinkin' I helped bring sexy back.

So yea, Lasik surgery on Friday.
Still need a driver at this point.
Turns out my original surgeon passed away from a massive heart attack last week.
His brother's gonna take over the practice for him.
Kinda makes me appreciate the randomness that is the world we live in.

Random.
Like my dating life.
Ideally I'd like to keep my magic number at around 4 or less until the month of April is over.
Funds're kinda stretched as is and I'm pretty sure I won't be able to afford more.
Damn you life for sending more prospects my way.
But there are some great ones...

Great smile.
Sense of humor.
And that's enough for this equal opportunity single.

One has to wonder though: Am I too old to have a crush on someone?
'Cuz I figure that if I remember her face AND her name, that's definite interest on my behalf.

Sometimes options are a bad thing.
But to those depressed singles out there, remember this:
Everyday that passes brings out more legal options for us.
Somebody's 18th birthday is today.
Yay for us!

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Current Wii Fitness Age: 25
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